Martha's Vineyard Mat Men 🏛️
"Island Elite, Island Strong"
Available Position
Open for Management
17 Lighthouse Rd
17 Lighthouse Rd, Edgartown, MA 02539
💎 Membership
$485/month
$72,500 initiation
Martha's Vineyard Mat Men
Elite Roster
Meet the champions representing Martha's Vineyard Mat Men
The Alpine Arbitrageur
Cognac
"Consider this the après-ski of your wrestling career"
The Ultimate Finesse Barrister
Cognac
"Locking in verdicts with Hamptons headlock finesse!"
The Highland Barrister
Cognac
"I’ll litigate your defeat with a binding contract of pain!"
The Elegant Sicilian Litigator
Portrait
"I'll sue your spine into submission and bill by the hour!"
The Pedagogical Pummeler
Silhouette
"I'll educate your spine in the art of submission!"
Club Amenities
Exclusive facilities and services for our members
Oceanfront wrestling pavilion
Premium facility
Sailing and wrestling combined facilities
Premium facility
Kennedy family memorial wrestling room
Premium facility
Private ferry service
Premium facility
1978
Established
5
Elite Wrestlers
Available
Open Position
5
Recent Events
CLUB SOUNDTRACK
Every wrestler's entrance music from Martha's Vineyard Mat Men
5
Tracks
15
Minutes
5
Wrestlers
Entrance Music Collection
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Recent Events
Latest competitions hosted by Martha's Vineyard Mat Men
The Botched Facelift Face-Off
When plastic surgery meets elastic ropes. A celebration of wrestling prowess set against the back...
The Annual Audit Annihilation
Where tax brackets meet wrestling brackets. Wrestling reimagined for the discerning spectator. Ex...
The Garden Party Grudge Match
Topiary and terror. Where old money meets new talent. Join us for an evening of refined competiti...
LinkedIn Lunacy
Networking event gone wrong. Synergy achieved through strangulation. Where old money meets new ta...
Carpool Karaoke Carnage
SUV moms settle who drives next week. Child seats become projectiles. The most anticipated event ...
Club Performance
Complete statistics and match history for Martha's Vineyard Mat Men
8
Total Matches
62.5%
Win Rate
0
Champions
5
Active Wrestlers
Recent Matches
Last 10 MatchesThe Pedagogical Pummeler
vs Opponent
My victory is a strong pour vs The Pedagogical Pummeler - September 04, 2025
The Alpine Arbitrageur
vs Opponent
Grudge Match: San Tropat vs The Alpine Arbitrageur - August 31, 2025
The Highland Barrister
vs Opponent
Steven Douglas Smith Historic Grudge Match
The Highland Barrister
vs Opponent
Dr. Dividend vs The Highland Barrister - August 22, 2025
The Pedagogical Pummeler
vs Opponent
High Tea Takedown Tournament
The Highland Barrister
vs Opponent
Golden Circle Cup
The Alpine Arbitrageur
vs Opponent
The Vintage Wine Vendetta
The Pedagogical Pummeler
vs Opponent
The Detox
Weight Class Distribution
Cognac
3 wrestlers
Portrait
1 wrestler
Silhouette
1 wrestler