The HOA Violation Violence Festival
The Art of The Gentleman's Agreement
Match Philosophy
Freestyle with Etiquette Breaks - Standard freestyle wrestling with mandatory composure moments
Match Flow
Full freestyle wrestling rules apply, allowing leg attacks, shots, and all standard techniques. Either wrestler may call for a composure break once per round.
Club Tradition
Sparkling water served on silver tray during 5-minute break, full bar service during cocktail intermission
Required Apparatus
VICTORY
The Corporate Tactician
Victorious by Decision
Round Summary
Match Highlights
After a hard-fought match, Mr. Henry Wellington Pembroke Esq. edged out Thomas Johnson on points.
Round Details (3)
Round 1
Round 1 exemplifies The Gentleman's Agreement at its finest. The Thomas and The Corporate Tactician engage in pristine freestyle wrestling, showcasing 2 expertly executed leg attacks and 4 clean takedowns. The technical excellence is evident as both wrestlers demonstrate complete mastery of freestyle fundamentals. The Thomas ultimately secures the round through superior technique and ring generalship, earning 5 technical points for exceptional execution. The crowd responds with polite applause for exceptional sportsmanship as both wrestlers exemplify the refined nature of country club wrestling.
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Round 2
Round 2 sees both wrestlers adapting their strategies while maintaining the highest standards of sportsmanship. With the score tied, both wrestlers elevate their intensity. The Corporate Tactician demonstrates superior conditioning and tactical awareness, executing 4 decisive takedowns while defending against The Thomas's freestyle attacks. The technical prowess on display includes 3 submission attempts, all executed with the precision expected in The Gentleman's Agreement. The Corporate Tactician claims the round through consistent pressure and clean wrestling fundamentals, while both competitors maintain the respectful demeanor that defines this match type.
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Round 3
Needing this round to stay competitive, The Corporate Tactician rises to the occasion with a masterful display of freestyle wrestling. The round features 2 takedowns and 2 leg attacks, all executed with the technical precision that The Gentleman's Agreement demands. The Thomas mounts a valiant effort, but The Corporate Tactician's superior strategy and conditioning prove decisive. The match concludes with both wrestlers embracing in a display of mutual respect, having honored the gentleman's tradition of competitive excellence combined with sporting behavior. The crowd offers refined enthusiasm for the gentleman's approach for a match that exemplifies country club wrestling at its most refined.
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Event Information
The HOA Violation Violence Festival
Hamptons Polo Club
500 Luxury Lane, East Hampton, NY
August 01, 2024 at 07:00 AM
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