PIN AND TONIC

The Croquet Carnage Championship

August 23, 2025
Marrow Country Club Wrestling Hall
COMPLETED
VS
The Petral profile image

The Petral

Joe Vance

Marrow Country Club
Cognac
The Elite Legal Lockdown profile image

The Elite Legal Lockdown

Fitzgerald Ashworth

Aspen Alpine Wrestling Association
Cognac
WINNER

The Art of Pin and Tonic

Match Philosophy

Submission Wrestling - Victory by submission, pin, decision, or causing opponent's drink to fall

Match Flow

Wrestlers must maintain control of their serving tray and cocktail while executing all wrestling techniques with their dominant hand only.

Club Tradition

Club's signature gin blend served, crystal glassware, victory celebration includes champagne toast

Required Apparatus

Gin and Tonic cocktail on a silver serving tray

Scoring & Rules

10 Point must over 3 rounds

Special Rules:

Points for each spill.

VICTORY

The Elite Legal Lockdown

Victorious by Decision

Round Summary

1
The Petral
0
Draws
2
The Elite Legal Lockdown

Round Details (3)

Round 1

Joe Vance won

Round 1 showcases the unique artistry of Pin and Tonic wrestling. Both The Petral and The Elite Legal Lockdown demonstrate remarkable skill in one-handed grappling while maintaining perfect cocktail balance. The Petral executes 4 impressive one-handed techniques, including a masterful hip toss that keeps their gin and tonic level throughout the throw. The crowd appreciates the sophisticated balance of athletic prowess and beverage preservation as The Petral secures the round through superior cocktail-wrestling coordination.

Performance Stats
Takedowns: 2
Strikes landed: 0
Strikes attempted: 0
Submissions: 1
Control time: 45 sec
Crowd reaction: Sophisticated cheering for elegant one-handed throws
Score
Joe Vance
7
vs
Fitzgerald Ashworth
6

Round 2

Fitzgerald Ashworth won

The second round intensifies as both wrestlers have now adapted to the cocktail constraints. The Elite Legal Lockdown shows exceptional poise, navigating 2 challenging balance situations while maintaining their drink's integrity. A brilliant sequence sees The Elite Legal Lockdown use their serving tray as a defensive tool, deflecting The Petral's advance while simultaneously executing a single-arm takedown. The crystal glasses remain pristine as The Elite Legal Lockdown demonstrates why cocktail wrestling demands the highest level of technical refinement.

Performance Stats
Takedowns: 2
Strikes landed: 0
Strikes attempted: 0
Submissions: 1
Control time: 90 sec
Crowd reaction: Sophisticated cheering for elegant one-handed throws
Score
Joe Vance
4
vs
Fitzgerald Ashworth
7

Round 3

Fitzgerald Ashworth won

Round 3 continues The Elite Legal Lockdown's cocktail wrestling dominance. With confidence built from previous rounds, they execute increasingly ambitious one-handed maneuvers while maintaining perfect gin and tonic presentation. The Petral struggles to match this level of sophisticated wrestling, their cocktail management showing signs of strain. The Elite Legal Lockdown's victory demonstrates the true art of Pin and Tonic - where athletic excellence and refined beverage handling merge into country club wrestling perfection.

Performance Stats
Takedowns: 1
Strikes landed: 0
Strikes attempted: 0
Submissions: 0
Control time: 50 sec
Crowd reaction: Appreciative applause for cocktail preservation
Score
Joe Vance
6
vs
Fitzgerald Ashworth
7

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Event Information

The Croquet Carnage Championship

Marrow Country Club Wrestling Hall

1500 Morrow Rd, Morrow, GA 30260

August 23, 2025 at 07:35 PM

Host Club

Marrow Country Club

1500 Morrow Rd, Morrow, GA 30260

Inter-club wrestling competition between Marrow Country Club and Aspen Alpine Wrestling Association