The Croquet Carnage Championship
The Art of The Debutante Ball
Match Philosophy
Choreographed Wrestling - Round 1: Ballroom dance, Round 2: Wrestling with dance moves
Match Flow
The first round is pure ballroom dance with judges calling out specific moves. The second round combines wrestling with dance elements, requiring choreographic flair.
Club Tradition
Live string quartet, formal dance instructors as judges, champagne service during scoring
Required Apparatus
Men in tuxedo, women in ballroom gowns.
VICTORY
The Mountain Mogul
Victorious by Decision (Tiebreaker)
Round Summary
Round Details (2)
Round 1
Round 1 transforms the wrestling arena into a ballroom dance showcase of unprecedented elegance. The Mountain Mogul and Big Bertha trade their wrestling singlets for formal ballroom attire, with The Mountain Mogul demonstrating exceptional artistry across multiple dance disciplines. The waltz segment earns The Mountain Mogul a 7/10 from the dance instructors, showcasing graceful turns and perfect musical timing. The foxtrot execution scores 6/10 as The Mountain Mogul displays smooth progressive movements that flow across the dance floor with aristocratic poise. The tango portion ignites with 7/10 passion points, as The Mountain Mogul channels intense emotion while maintaining technical precision. Big Bertha delivers a valiant performance but cannot match The Mountain Mogul's 8/10 musical interpretation score. The string quartet provides live accompaniment as both competitors demonstrate 10/10 formal presentation skills. The dance instructor panel awards scores of 8, 7, and 9, with The Mountain Mogul earning the round through superior ballroom technique and artistic expression. This unique first round establishes The Debutante Ball as country club wrestling's most culturally sophisticated competition, where athletic ability must harmonize with artistic excellence.
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Round 2
Round 2 creates wrestling history as Big Bertha and The Mountain Mogul attempt the unprecedented fusion of athletic competition with choreographic artistry. Big Bertha demonstrates mastery of this unique format by executing 1 takedowns that incorporate ballroom dance elements, including 2 moves timed to waltz rhythm and 0 moments of tango-inspired intensity. The innovation reaches its peak when Big Bertha performs 2 wrestling sequences that flow with foxtrot elegance, earning 10/10 for artistic impression while maintaining 7/8 technical wrestling standards. The string quartet adapts their performance to match the athletic rhythm, creating a symphonic wrestling experience never before witnessed in country club competition. The Mountain Mogul shows tremendous creativity but cannot match Big Bertha's 9/10 fusion score that represents the perfect marriage of athletic prowess and artistic expression. The 3 moments of perfect musical synchronization demonstrate that Big Bertha has mastered The Debutante Ball's ultimate challenge - proving that country club wrestling can transcend sport to become performance art. The gallery offers a standing ovation for this revolutionary display of athletic artistry.
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Event Information
The Croquet Carnage Championship
Marrow Country Club Wrestling Hall
1500 Morrow Rd, Morrow, GA 30260
August 23, 2025 at 07:35 PM
Inter-club wrestling competition between Marrow Country Club and Aspen Alpine Wrestling Association