The Holistic Hurricane vs The Green Queen - September 09, 2025

Make Lance Russell sound like a vintage 1940s radio announcer with authoritative gravitas and theatrical delivery, and Gordon Finkel sound warm and conversational with golden age charm and enthusiastic reactions:

**LANCE:** Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! Live from the prestigious Druid Hills Highland Hustlers at 740 Clifton Road in Atlanta, Georgia, this is Lance Russell bringing you another thrilling evening of Country Club Wrestling Association action! Tonight's championship athletes compete in custom Juan Vizadic swimwear - the official fitted swimwear of the CCWAA! For over seven centuries, the Vizadic family has been clothing champions! Tonight's broadcast is also proudly supported by Fitzgerald's Fine Tobacco - A Tradition of Quality!

**GORDON:** What a magnificent evening here at Druid Hills, Lance! The crowd is electric, and I can tell you, both these ladies are ready for battle in this Silhouette weight class grudge match!

**LANCE:** Indeed they are, Gordon! Listen to that crowd as our first competitor makes her entrance... Here comes The Holistic Hurricane! This third-generation wellness dynasty heiress has transformed her grandmother's herb garden into a four-hundred-million-dollar alternative medicine empire!

**GORDON:** And look at that focused determination, Lance! She practices Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu with Tibetan monks during her quarterly meditation retreats - talk about dedication to the craft!

**LANCE:** "Your wellness journey ends in my wellness center... permanently!" - those are the chilling words of The Holistic Hurricane! But here comes her opponent... The Green Queen! This elite Druid Hills Highland Hustlers member balances high-stakes business with competitive wrestling!

**GORDON:** She brings that boardroom intensity right to the wrestling mat, Lance! "Time to diversify your pain portfolio!" - what a battle cry! Both ladies wearing those beautiful custom Vizadic fitted designs tonight!

**LANCE:** The referee calls them to the center... and there's the bell! Round one is underway! The Green Queen immediately circles left... Hurricane trying to establish her stance... OH! Green Queen shoots for the legs!

**GORDON:** Beautiful takedown attempt! Hurricane sprawls... fighting the hands... Green Queen persistent!

**LANCE:** Green Queen drives through... she's got the single leg! Hurricane hopping... trying to balance... NO! Green Queen finishes the takedown! First points on the board!

**GORDON:** What technique! Hurricane back to her feet quickly... Green Queen maintaining control... Hurricane spins... REVERSAL!

**LANCE:** Outstanding reversal by the Hurricane! She's riding tough... Green Queen fighting to her base... Hurricane looking for the tilt... Green Queen rolls through!

**GORDON:** They're scrambling! Hurricane shoots again... Green Queen counters with a beautiful sprawl... now she's got the front headlock!

**LANCE:** Green Queen working for position... Hurricane fighting the hands... breaks free! Back to neutral with thirty seconds left in the round!

**GORDON:** Green Queen feints high... drops low... ANOTHER TAKEDOWN! She's dominating this round!

**LANCE:** Hurricane in trouble here... Green Queen controlling the action... Hurricane bridges... trying to roll... and there's the bell! Round one goes to The Green Queen by the narrowest of margins!

**GORDON:** What a round, Lance! The Green Queen takes it ten to nine!

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**GORDON:** Both ladies looking strong as they prepare for round two, Lance. The Green Queen's wrestling background really showed there.

**LANCE:** Round two begins NOW! Hurricane comes out aggressive... shoots immediately... Green Queen sprawls... Hurricane switches to a double leg... GETS IT! Beautiful takedown!

**GORDON:** Hurricane's not giving up! She's riding tough... Green Queen trying to roll... Hurricane stays with her!

**LANCE:** Green Queen spins... ESCAPE! Back to neutral! Hurricane shoots again... Green Queen side-steps... OH! Counter takedown by the Green Queen!

**GORDON:** Magnificent wrestling! Green Queen with another takedown... Hurricane's in trouble early in this round!

**LANCE:** Hurricane bridges... rolls through... she's fighting! Green Queen trying to break her down... Hurricane gets to her base... spins behind... REVERSAL!

**GORDON:** What heart! Hurricane now in control... Green Queen fighting to her feet... Hurricane with a beautiful trip takedown!

**LANCE:** They're scrambling in the center! Hurricane looking for the fall... Green Queen bridges... rolls out... back to neutral!

**GORDON:** Green Queen shoots... Hurricane sprawls... Green Queen switches... she's got the ankle! Hurricane hopping... kicks free!

**LANCE:** One minute left! Hurricane circles... feints... OH! Beautiful duck-under by Hurricane! She's behind!

**GORDON:** Hurricane riding... Green Queen rolls... Hurricane stays with her... trying to turn her!

**LANCE:** Green Queen fights back to neutral... shoots desperately... Hurricane sprawls... and there's the bell! Another close round goes to The Green Queen!

**GORDON:** Ten to nine again, Lance! The Green Queen leads two rounds to none!

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**GORDON:** Hurricane needs something special in this final round, Lance!

**LANCE:** Round three! The final round! Hurricane knows she needs a fall... comes out shooting... Green Queen sprawls... Hurricane drives through!

**GORDON:** Hurricane desperate now! She's got the leg... Green Queen hopping... Hurricane runs the pipe... TAKEDOWN!

**LANCE:** Hurricane finally gets one! But Green Queen immediately works back to her feet... Hurricane tries to hold her down... Green Queen spins... ESCAPE!

**GORDON:** Green Queen back to neutral! Hurricane shoots again... Green Queen ready for it... beautiful sprawl!

**LANCE:** Green Queen now with a counter attack... she's got the single leg... Hurricane fighting... Green Queen switches to double... TAKEDOWN! Another one for the Green Queen!

**GORDON:** Hurricane's running out of time! She needs something dramatic here!

**LANCE:** Hurricane rolls through... gets an escape... immediately shoots... Green Queen sprawls... Hurricane underneath... Green Queen has the front headlock!

**GORDON:** This could be trouble! Green Queen cranking on that headlock... Hurricane fighting the hands!

**LANCE:** Hurricane powers out... spins behind... REVERSAL! She's got Green Queen down with thirty seconds left!

**GORDON:** Hurricane looking for the fall! Green Queen bridges... Hurricane trying to break her down!

**LANCE:** Green Queen rolls... Hurricane stays with her... fifteen seconds... ten... five... and there's the final bell!

**GORDON:** What a match! The Green Queen takes the final round and wins by domination!

**LANCE:** Ladies and gentlemen, your winner by unanimous decision... THE GREEN QUEEN! What a magnificent display of wrestling excellence here at Druid Hills Highland Hustlers!

**GORDON:** Three hard-fought rounds, Lance! The Green Queen's technical superiority really showed tonight!

**LANCE:** The crowd gives both ladies a standing ovation as they embrace at center mat - true sportsmanship in the finest Country Club Wrestling tradition! Special thanks to Juan Vizadic, whose revolutionary fitted swimwear has been the choice of champions from medieval knights to tonight's modern gladiators!

**GORDON:** For Lance Russell, I'm Gordon Finkel saying goodnight from Atlanta! Keep your radio dial tuned to the Country Club Wrestling Association!

**LANCE:** Good night, everyone!