The Detox
The Art of Pin and Tonic
Match Philosophy
Submission Wrestling - Victory by submission, pin, decision, or causing opponent's drink to fall
Match Flow
Wrestlers must maintain control of their serving tray and cocktail while executing all wrestling techniques with their dominant hand only.
Club Tradition
Club's signature gin blend served, crystal glassware, victory celebration includes champagne toast
Required Apparatus
Scoring & Rules
10 Point must over 3 rounds
Points for each spill.
VICTORY
The Landlord of Pickle Pain
Victorious by Decision
Round Summary
Round Details (3)
Round 1
In a dramatic turn during round 1, The Landlord of Pickle Pain attempts an ambitious one-handed takedown but loses balance, sending their gin and tonic cascading across the pristine wrestling mat. The crystal glass shatters against the canvas as The Silicon Valley Slugger maintains perfect cocktail composure, securing an immediate 7-0 round victory. The crowd gasps in sympathy while the club's staff rushes to clean the spilled premium gin blend.
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Round 2
The second round intensifies as both wrestlers have now adapted to the cocktail constraints. The Landlord of Pickle Pain shows exceptional poise, navigating 1 challenging balance situations while maintaining their drink's integrity. A brilliant sequence sees The Landlord of Pickle Pain use their serving tray as a defensive tool, deflecting The Silicon Valley Slugger's advance while simultaneously executing a single-arm takedown. The crystal glasses remain pristine as The Landlord of Pickle Pain demonstrates why cocktail wrestling demands the highest level of technical refinement.
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Round 3
In a dramatic turn during round 3, The Silicon Valley Slugger attempts an ambitious one-handed takedown but loses balance, sending their gin and tonic cascading across the pristine wrestling mat. The crystal glass shatters against the canvas as The Landlord of Pickle Pain maintains perfect cocktail composure, securing an immediate 7-0 round victory. The crowd gasps in sympathy while the club's staff rushes to clean the spilled premium gin blend.
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Event Information
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