The HOA Violation Violence Festival
The Art of Members Only
Match Philosophy
Classical Greco-Roman Style - Upper body wrestling only - no leg attacks allowed
Match Flow
Wrestlers engage in pure upper-body grappling with emphasis on throws, lifts, and control positions. Judges reward technical excellence, clean throws that expose the opponent's back, and sustained control.
Club Tradition
Wrestlers wear club monogrammed singlets, match officiated by club's most senior member
VICTORY
La Condesa de Córdoba
Victorious by Decision
Round Summary
Match Highlights
After a hard-fought match, Dr. Elizabeth Kingsley Jones MD edged out Ms. Penelope Pemberton Pembroke MS on points.
Round Details (3)
Round 1
Round 1 opens with the pure artistry of classical Greco-Roman wrestling. Both La Condesa de Córdoba and The Coastal Conqueror demonstrate the refined upper-body techniques that define Members Only competition. La Condesa de Córdoba showcases superior strength with 5 masterful throws, while attempting 1 impressive lifting sequences that draw appreciative murmurs from the knowledgeable gallery. The technical precision is evident as La Condesa de Córdoba earns 5 technique points through clean execution of classical holds and throws. La Condesa de Córdoba ultimately controls the round through sustained upper-body dominance, earning 2 back exposure points while maintaining the dignified approach expected in this most traditional of country club wrestling formats.
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Round 2
Round 2 elevates the classical wrestling artistry to new heights. The round takes on added significance as momentum builds. La Condesa de Córdoba demonstrates exceptional upper-body control, executing 3 throws with the precision that Members Only demands. The strength component becomes evident as La Condesa de Córdoba completes 1 powerful demonstrations of lifting and control that showcase the physical demands of pure Greco-Roman wrestling. The Coastal Conqueror mounts a valiant classical defense, but La Condesa de Córdoba's superior technique and conditioning in the upper-body-only format proves decisive. The crowd responds with admiring gasps at powerful upper body throws, recognizing the exceptional display of classical wrestling fundamentals.
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Round 3
Needing this round to salvage the match, the final round becomes a testament to classical wrestling mastery. The Coastal Conqueror demonstrates why Members Only represents the pinnacle of upper-body wrestling artistry, executing 5 throws with increasing authority. The strength factor becomes paramount as The Coastal Conqueror dominates the clinch work and lifting exchanges, earning 2 back exposure points through superior positioning and power. Multiple warnings are issued for leg attack violations, with the officiating senior member emphasizing the importance of maintaining classical Greco-Roman discipline throughout the contest. La Condesa de Córdoba shows tremendous heart in maintaining classical technique despite fatigue, but The Coastal Conqueror's combination of strength, technique, and endurance in the demanding Greco-Roman format proves insurmountable. The match concludes with both wrestlers having honored the classical traditions that make Members Only the most technically demanding competition in country club wrestling.
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Event Information
The HOA Violation Violence Festival
Hamptons Polo Club
500 Luxury Lane, East Hampton, NY
August 01, 2024 at 07:00 AM
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