The Silicon Valley Slugger
"Get ready for a Venture Capital Venture!"
For Whom The Bell Tolls (Remastered)
by Metallica
Wrestler Profile
Physical Characteristics
6'4" (76 inches)
195 lbs
Wrestling Arsenal
- The Algorithm Assault
- The IPO Iron Claw
- The Disruptive DDT
Championship History
2022 Venture Capital Veterans Champion
2021 Angel Investor Invitational Winner
Biography
A disruptive force both in the boardroom and the ring, Bob made his fortune by creating an app that helps other millionaires track their yacht maintenance schedules. Known for hosting legendary post-match wine tastings.
Wrestling Style
Aggressive growth strategy wrestler who specializes in hostile takeover techniques and leveraged buyout holds
Character Profile
A pompous tech bro who constantly name-drops Silicon Valley celebrities and interrupts matches to take investor calls
Signature Moves
- The Series A Sleeper Hold
- The Unicorn Uppercut
- The Bootstrap Backbreaker
Career Highlights
- Once performed a perfect Angel Round Ankle Lock while simultaneously closing a $50M funding round via Zoom
Ranking Breakdown
Round-based performance scoring system
Base Points
Starting foundation
Round Performance
Match round scores
Win/Loss Bonus
2W-3L
Matches
Analyzed
How Points Are Calculated
Base: 100 points for all wrestlers
Round Performance: Sum of points earned in each match round
Win Bonus: +10 points per match victory
Loss Penalty: -10 points per match loss
Total = Base + Round Points + Win Bonuses - Loss Penalties
Complete Wrestler Statistics
Comprehensive performance metrics on 1-10 scale
Overall Performance Rating
Based on core attributes
Core Attributes
Wrestling Style Specializations
Powerhouse
Raw strength moves
Technician
Technical wrestling
High Flyer
Aerial maneuvers
Showman
Crowd entertainment
Brawler
Street fighting
Technical Skills
Support & Development
Injury Prevention
Avoiding injuries
Nutrition
Diet discipline
Match Strategy
Tactical planning
Legacy Building
Career management
Ranking Points
Global standing
Win Streak
Consecutive wins
Legacy Score
Career impact
Match History
Completed Matches
Video Gallery
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Club Status
Fellow Club Members
The Alpine Emperor
Jarlath MacShane
Points: 236
Steady Steve
Steven Smith
Points: 200
The Finance Fusion
Dieter Zimmermann
Points: 110
The Hamptons Litigator
Lysander Crownfield
Points: 110
The Grape Crusher
Juliana Fairfax
Points: 110
Ring Captain
Mr. John Patrick Herold
Points: 110
The Peak Gilded Grappler
Ultan O'Connor
Points: 100
The Peak Vineyard Vixen
Rowena Kato
Points: 100