The Bourbon Baron
Swimwear Model
Age 62 • 6'0" • 224 lbs
🏆 5 matches • 80.0% win rate
"Time to decant... the pain!"
Whiskey In The Jar
by Thin Lizzy
Wrestler Profile
Physical Characteristics
6'0" (72 inches)
224 lbs
62 years old (Born September 29, 1963)
Wrestling Arsenal
- The Single Malt Slam
- Barrel-Aged Backbreaker
- The Proof Point Piledriver
Championship History
Druid Hills Heavyweight Heritage Cup Champion
Southeast Regional Masters Division Connoisseur Belt
Biography
Third-generation spirits authenticator who revolutionized the rare bourbon verification industry. Maintains a climate-controlled 3,000 bottle personal collection valued at $40M. Wrestles to 'maintain the physical discipline required for precise palate calibration.'
Ranking Breakdown
Round-based performance scoring system
Base Points
Starting foundation
Round Performance
Match round scores
Win/Loss Bonus
4W-1L
Matches
Analyzed
How Points Are Calculated
Base: 100 points for all wrestlers
Round Performance: Sum of points earned in each match round
Win Bonus: +10 points per match victory
Loss Penalty: -10 points per match loss
Total = Base + Round Points + Win Bonuses - Loss Penalties
Complete Wrestler Statistics
Comprehensive performance metrics on 1-10 scale
Overall Performance Rating
Based on core attributes
Core Attributes
Wrestling Style Specializations
Powerhouse
Raw strength moves
Technician
Technical wrestling
High Flyer
Aerial maneuvers
Showman
Crowd entertainment
Brawler
Street fighting
Technical Skills
Support & Development
Injury Prevention
Avoiding injuries
Nutrition
Diet discipline
Match Strategy
Tactical planning
Legacy Building
Career management
Ranking Points
Global standing
Win Streak
Consecutive wins
Legacy Score
Career impact
Match History
Completed Matches
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Club Status
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