The Humanities Hammer
"I'm the arts assassin - your title is my target!"
Howl
by Florence + The Machine
Wrestler Profile
Physical Characteristics
6'0" (72 inches)
Broche Division
Wrestling Arsenal
- The Postmodern Pile-Driver
- The Tenure Track Takedown
- The Ivory Tower Slam
Championship History
Martha’s Vineyard Mat Men Laureate of the Ring 2022
Nantucket Narrative Smackdown Champion 2023
Cape Cod Cultural Clash Victor 2024
Biography
Ms. Poppy Victoria Biddle BA, a scion of old New England whaling money, wrestles not for glory, but to 'deconstruct the patriarchal paradigm of physical dominance'—or so she claims during post-match interviews at Martha's Vineyard Mat Men. A self-proclaimed 'cultural warrior,' she sees the ring as her canvas, painting victory with the broad strokes of intellectual superiority. When not body-slamming opponents, she’s hosting wine-soaked salons to debate Foucault with hedge fund managers.
Ranking Breakdown
Round-based performance scoring system
Base Points
Starting foundation
Round Performance
Match round scores
Win/Loss Bonus
0W-3L
Matches
Analyzed
How Points Are Calculated
Base: 100 points for all wrestlers
Round Performance: Sum of points earned in each match round
Win Bonus: +10 points per match victory
Loss Penalty: -10 points per match loss
Total = Base + Round Points + Win Bonuses - Loss Penalties
Complete Wrestler Statistics
Comprehensive performance metrics on 1-10 scale
Overall Performance Rating
Based on core attributes
Core Attributes
Wrestling Style Specializations
Powerhouse
Raw strength moves
Technician
Technical wrestling
High Flyer
Aerial maneuvers
Showman
Crowd entertainment
Brawler
Street fighting
Technical Skills
Support & Development
Injury Prevention
Avoiding injuries
Nutrition
Diet discipline
Match Strategy
Tactical planning
Legacy Building
Career management
Ranking Points
Global standing
Win Streak
Consecutive wins
Legacy Score
Career impact
Training Schedule
Independent Wrestler
Serenity Mansfield trains independently and is not currently affiliated with any club's formal training schedule.
Independent wrestlers often develop their own unique training regimens and fighting styles.
Upcoming Matches
Match History
Completed Matches
Video Gallery
No Videos Yet
The Humanities Hammer hasn't uploaded any videos yet.
Club Status
Available to Draft
This wrestler is currently unaffiliated and available for club recruitment.