The Litigation Launcher

Theodore Fitzgerald Biddle Esq., a titan of torts and terror in the ring, hails from a lineage of legal luminaries who have argued before the Supreme Court since the ink dried on the Constitution. At 47, he balances billable hours with body slams as a member of Martha's Vineyard Mat Men, where he networks with fellow moguls while perfecting his chokeholds. A self-proclaimed 'advocate of aggression,' Theodore sees the wrestling ring as the ultimate courtroom—where objections are overruled by suplexes. His weekends alternate between depositions and dropkicks, all while sipping vintage cognac from a monogrammed flask.