MARTHA’S VINEYARD MAT MEN GRAND BARRISTER BELT 2021 Cognac

The Litigation Launcher

"Time to contract crush your wrestling career!"

Entrance Music
Album cover

Wanted Dead Or Alive

by Bon Jovi

Wrestler Profile

Physical Characteristics

Height:

5'9" (69 inches)

Weight:

195 lbs

Wrestling Arsenal

Move Set:
  • The Class Action Slam
  • The Billable Hour Beatdown
  • The Precedent Piledriver

Championship History

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Martha’s Vineyard Mat Men Grand Barrister Belt 2021

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Nantucket Nautical Smackdown Champion 2022

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Cape Cod Counsel Clash Winner 2023

Biography

Theodore Fitzgerald Biddle Esq., a titan of torts and terror in the ring, hails from a lineage of legal luminaries who have argued before the Supreme Court since the ink dried on the Constitution. At 47, he balances billable hours with body slams as a member of Martha's Vineyard Mat Men, where he networks with fellow moguls while perfecting his chokeholds. A self-proclaimed 'advocate of aggression,' Theodore sees the wrestling ring as the ultimate courtroom—where objections are overruled by suplexes. His weekends alternate between depositions and dropkicks, all while sipping vintage cognac from a monogrammed flask.

Ranking Breakdown

Round-based performance scoring system

90
Total Points
#193
World Ranking

Base Points

Starting foundation

100

Round Performance

Match round scores

+18

Win/Loss Bonus

0W-1L

-10

Matches

Analyzed

1

How Points Are Calculated

Base: 100 points for all wrestlers

Round Performance: Sum of points earned in each match round

Win Bonus: +10 points per match victory

Loss Penalty: -10 points per match loss

Total = Base + Round Points + Win Bonuses - Loss Penalties

Complete Wrestler Statistics

Comprehensive performance metrics on 1-10 scale

Overall Performance Rating

Based on core attributes

5.0/10
📈 Developing

Core Attributes

💪 Strength
7/10
🎯 Technique
5/10
Agility
3/10
🔋 Endurance
5/10
Charisma
4/10
📱 Social Influence
6/10

Wrestling Style Specializations

🦾

Powerhouse

Raw strength moves

8
🤼

Technician

Technical wrestling

10
🦅

High Flyer

Aerial maneuvers

9
🎭

Showman

Crowd entertainment

5
👊

Brawler

Street fighting

5

Technical Skills

🔒 Submission Holds
4
⬇️ Takedowns
9
🤸 Ground Game
10
🧠 Ring Psychology
7

Support & Development

🏥

Injury Prevention

Avoiding injuries

1
🥗

Nutrition

Diet discipline

5
📋

Match Strategy

Tactical planning

1
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Legacy Building

Career management

1

Ranking Points

Global standing

90
points

Win Streak

Consecutive wins

0
matches

Legacy Score

Career impact

4/10
Established
🔒
Submission Style
Submission expert

Training Schedule

Independent Wrestler

Obadiah Williams trains independently and is not currently affiliated with any club's formal training schedule.

Independent wrestlers often develop their own unique training regimens and fighting styles.

Completed Matches

Event
Historic Grudge Match
Aug 21, 2025
Opponent
The Concierge of Pain
Druid Hills Highland Hustlers
Grudge Match
Loss
via technical_superiority

Video Gallery

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Club Status

Available to Draft

This wrestler is currently unaffiliated and available for club recruitment.

Ready for Club Membership