The Body
"I've got the body, if you've got the time!"
Aja
by Steely Dan
Wrestler Profile
Physical Characteristics
6'2" (74 inches)
195 lbs
Wrestling Arsenal
- The Margin Call, Portfolio Rebalancer, Hostile Takeover
Championship History
2022 Greenwich Country Club Invitational Champion, 3-time Hamptons Summer Slam Winner
Biography
Third-generation commodities trader and amateur sommelier who discovered wrestling after an enlightening ayahuasca retreat in Peru. Claims his investment strategies are guided by lunar cycles.
Wrestling Style
Technical wrestler who uses his business acumen to identify opponents' weaknesses
Character Profile
Arrogant wealth manager who views wrestling as merely another asset class to dominate
Signature Moves
- The Golden Parachute, Dead Cat Bounce, Bear Market Slam
Career Highlights
- Once wrestled in a $12,000 bespoke suit, hosts annual charity wrestling event 'Suplex & Securitize'
Ranking Breakdown
Round-based performance scoring system
Base Points
Starting foundation
Round Performance
Match round scores
Win/Loss Bonus
3W-3L
Matches
Analyzed
How Points Are Calculated
Base: 100 points for all wrestlers
Round Performance: Sum of points earned in each match round
Win Bonus: +10 points per match victory
Loss Penalty: -10 points per match loss
Total = Base + Round Points + Win Bonuses - Loss Penalties
Complete Wrestler Statistics
Comprehensive performance metrics on 1-10 scale
Overall Performance Rating
Based on core attributes
Core Attributes
Wrestling Style Specializations
Powerhouse
Raw strength moves
Technician
Technical wrestling
High Flyer
Aerial maneuvers
Showman
Crowd entertainment
Brawler
Street fighting
Technical Skills
Support & Development
Injury Prevention
Avoiding injuries
Nutrition
Diet discipline
Match Strategy
Tactical planning
Legacy Building
Career management
Ranking Points
Global standing
Win Streak
Consecutive wins
Legacy Score
Career impact
Match History
Completed Matches
Video Gallery
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Club Status
Fellow Club Members
My victory is a strong pour
Tequila Bates-Willie
Points: 399
Dr. Dividend
Alex Vernon
Points: 397
The Bourbon Baron
Mr. John Patrick Herold
Points: 185
The Golf Enforcer
Reginald Brown
Points: 173
The Ebony Equestrian
Rachael Norman
Points: 170
The Paradigm Shifter
Jeff Minassian
Points: 130
The Sovereign Scalpel
Mr. John Patrick Herold
Points: 120
The Concierge of Pain
Mr. John Patrick Herold
Points: 120
The Detail Destroyer
Norris Kemp
Points: 100
The Green Queen
Mrs. Alice Gepp
Points: 100
The Peachtree Prodigy
Issac Dimmock
Points: 90
Dr. Precision
Dr. Mark Rivellese
Points: 90
The Landlord of Pickle Pain
Mike Aiken
Points: 90
The Counselor
Randy Gepp
Points: 90
The Retinal Reliever
Michael Jacobson
Points: 90
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