The Investment Destroyer
"Consider yourself prey to this planning predator!"
When You Were Young
by The Killers
Wrestler Profile
Physical Characteristics
5'6" (66 inches)
Portrait Division
Wrestling Arsenal
- The Capital Gains Slam
- The Offshore Account Annihilator
- The Inheritance Tax Takedown
Championship History
Silver Suplex Society Grand Matriarch 2022
Monterey Money Match Champion 2023
Pebble Beach Pinfall Prestige Winner 2024
Biography
Ms. Eloise Victoria Van Der Woodsen CFP is the epitome of fiscal ferocity, blending her razor-sharp acumen for asset allocation with a penchant for suplexing her social inferiors in the ring. A doyenne of the Silver Suplex Society, she views wrestling as the ultimate stress test for her portfolio of personal grit. Between boardroom battles over inheritance taxes, she crushes opponents with the same precision she applies to crafting tax shelters for billionaires. Her mantra? 'Risk is for the ring, not your retirement.'
Ranking Breakdown
Round-based performance scoring system
Base Points
Starting foundation
Round Performance
Match round scores
Win/Loss Bonus
0W-0L
Matches
Analyzed
How Points Are Calculated
Base: 100 points for all wrestlers
Round Performance: Sum of points earned in each match round
Win Bonus: +10 points per match victory
Loss Penalty: -10 points per match loss
Total = Base + Round Points + Win Bonuses - Loss Penalties
Complete Wrestler Statistics
Comprehensive performance metrics on 1-10 scale
Overall Performance Rating
Based on core attributes
Core Attributes
Wrestling Style Specializations
Powerhouse
Raw strength moves
Technician
Technical wrestling
High Flyer
Aerial maneuvers
Showman
Crowd entertainment
Brawler
Street fighting
Technical Skills
Support & Development
Injury Prevention
Avoiding injuries
Nutrition
Diet discipline
Match Strategy
Tactical planning
Legacy Building
Career management
Ranking Points
Global standing
Win Streak
Consecutive wins
Legacy Score
Career impact
Upcoming Matches
Match History
Completed Matches
Video Gallery
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Club Status
Fellow Club Members
The Singapore Sovereign
Cyrus Nakamura
Points: 181
The Ultimate Corporate Crusher
Ximena Dunmore
Points: 143
The Boardroom Baron
Zephaniah Fenwick
Points: 141
The Ultimate Artistic Executive
Oscar Miller
Points: 140
The Litigating Lotus
Fionn MacMahon
Points: 121
The Laird of Leverage
Mr. John Patrick Herold
Points: 110
The Bordeaux Bulldozer
Charles Adams
Points: 110
The Peak Legal Legacy
Araminta Heatherstone
Points: 100
The Grind Gladiator
Francesca Livingston
Points: 100
The Southern Sommelier
Cletus Dunbar
Points: 80