METROPOLITAN CLUB HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION Cognac

The Litigating Lotus

"I'll file an injunction... on your face!"

Entrance Music
Album cover

Remember the Name

by Fort Minor

Wrestler Profile

Physical Characteristics

Height:

6'0" (72 inches)

Weight:

195 lbs

Wrestling Arsenal

Move Set:
  • The Patent Pending (flying armbar)
  • Motion to Strike (spinning backfist)
  • The Class Action Splash (top rope elbow drop)

Championship History

🏆

Metropolitan Club Heavyweight Champion

🏆

Hamptons Summer Invitational Winner

🏆

Harvard Club Wrestling Classic Victor

Biography

A third-generation Greenwich elite who traded his grandfather's polo mallets for a wrestling singlet. Known for reviewing opponent consent forms with unnecessary legal scrutiny before matches.

Ranking Breakdown

Round-based performance scoring system

121
Total Points
#75
World Ranking

Base Points

Starting foundation

100

Round Performance

Match round scores

+39

Win/Loss Bonus

1W-1L

+0

Matches

Analyzed

2

How Points Are Calculated

Base: 100 points for all wrestlers

Round Performance: Sum of points earned in each match round

Win Bonus: +10 points per match victory

Loss Penalty: -10 points per match loss

Total = Base + Round Points + Win Bonuses - Loss Penalties

Complete Wrestler Statistics

Comprehensive performance metrics on 1-10 scale

Overall Performance Rating

Based on core attributes

6.2/10
💪 Professional

Core Attributes

💪 Strength
7/10
🎯 Technique
7/10
Agility
5/10
🔋 Endurance
5/10
Charisma
7/10
📱 Social Influence
6/10

Wrestling Style Specializations

🦾

Powerhouse

Raw strength moves

3
🤼

Technician

Technical wrestling

8
🦅

High Flyer

Aerial maneuvers

2
🎭

Showman

Crowd entertainment

2
👊

Brawler

Street fighting

8

Technical Skills

🔒 Submission Holds
9
⬇️ Takedowns
4
🤸 Ground Game
9
🧠 Ring Psychology
2

Support & Development

🏥

Injury Prevention

Avoiding injuries

3
🥗

Nutrition

Diet discipline

6
📋

Match Strategy

Tactical planning

1
🏆

Legacy Building

Career management

2

Ranking Points

Global standing

121
points

Win Streak

Consecutive wins

1
matches

Legacy Score

Career impact

1/10
Rising
🦅
High-Flying Style
Aerial specialist

Upcoming Matches

Next 5 scheduled matches
Event
January 19, 2026
@ Druid Hills Highland Hustlers
Match 3 of 7
Caddie Match
Scotch Division
Est. 25 min
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MAIN EVENT
Event
January 30, 2026
@ Druid Hills Highland Hustlers
Match 5 of 7
Member's Choice - Strapped
Scotch Division
Est. 25 min
View Event
Event
February 22, 2026
@ Druid Hills Highland Hustlers
Match 2 of 7
Member's Choice - Strapped
Scotch Division
Est. 25 min
View Event
Event
March 21, 2026
@ Hamptons Headlock Club
Match 1 of 7
The Nineteenth Hole
Scotch Division
Est. 25 min
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Event
April 07, 2026
@ Aspen Alpine Wrestling Association
Match 2 of 7
Caddie Match
Scotch Division
Est. 25 min
View Event

Completed Matches

Event
Historic Grudge Match
Aug 21, 2025
Opponent
The Hamptons Hitman
Marrow Country Club
Grudge Match
Loss
via decision
Event
The Sommelier Suplex Soirée
Apr 06, 2023
Opponent
The Capital Crusher
Aspen Alpine Wrestling Association
The Gentleman's Agreement
Win
via Domination

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